I tried to organize a Hide And Seek tournament. Good players are hard to find! #JokeOfTheDay #DadJoke #BadJoke #today

A story of a scrappy group of heroic Fairy Tale heroes who would risk it all to get the Magic Mirror to Lord Farquad...

Shrek: Rogue One

James: Honey, we're going to be late for the party. You did go out and buy a NEW costume, didn't you?

Jack: Mumble mumble mumble

James: Come on, let's go. You've had plenty of time to dress.

Jack crept into the room. His hands were behind his back and his head hung.

James: A pirate! You do that every year. I told you to do something different!

Jack brought his hands out from behind his back holding a toy cutlass and furiously slashed the air, shouting, "I'm not a pirate, me hearty; I'm a hacker!"

#Tootfic #microFiction #BadJoke
@fujiwara @yon

#RandomMemories

Husband answered the phone to a #Spammer a few years ago after his phone had been ringing incessantly for *days.*

So when he hit the button to answer, he said, "This is #MaryPoppins. How can I help you today?" He didn't even change the timbre if his voice.

Dead silence for a good ten seconds. Then, *click*!

He didn't have another #SpamCall for *months.*

The current administration is so anti-DEI they have banned The Sopranos.

Why?

Because their theme song is "WOKE"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNiCr6FBI30

Timbuk 3 is that an upgrade to Timbuktu #TOTP #BadJoke

I figured it out! Finally.

I am the Walrus. I will take a Yellow Submarine to the Octopus Garden.

It's all making sense now.

#TheBeatles #Joke #BadJoke #Music

has someone at the time authority mixed up their binary and decimals, cause it freaking feels like january has been 11,111 days long.

#10typesofpeoplewillgetthatjoke
#programmingjoke #binary #badjoke

DeepSeek? More like up a deep creek without a paddle.

Am I right?

#BadJoke #DeepSeek

Texas Screenshot

#badjoke (i'll block myself)

A modern version of No Diggity called No Skibidi

Send.

Do you think the Buffalo Bills are freaking out knowing that today is World Dolphin Day?

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#BadJokes #BadJoke

I didn't know Solar was writing sequels to songs...?

The original: https://songwhip.com/solar/honey

The sequel: https://songwhip.com/solar/honey-honey

That means we're going to get "Honey Honey Honey" on her next solo album, right?

Right?