You know that annoying man in the grocery store? The one who clearly has a list and is also on his cell phone asking his wife ridiculous questions and reading sizes and prices to her rather loudly?
That might be my husband. I apologize.
#MarriedLife
You know that annoying man in the grocery store? The one who clearly has a list and is also on his cell phone asking his wife ridiculous questions and reading sizes and prices to her rather loudly?
That might be my husband. I apologize.
#MarriedLife
There has been a major escalation in the hide-the-plastic-roach game.
This monstrosity was under my cologne bottle.
I need to get back at my wife and I am taking suggestions for particularly evil places to hide plastic bugs.
NSFW: Grown and Sexy
It is a blessing from God to know that my longheld dream of marrying one of those "thirsty, nerdy, quiet, Velma types" would eventually come true.
i grew up with women who were all adverse to tech. I know that's not universally true. It's my anecdote. My experience. My mom could operate a desktop for her job but abandoned that years ago in favor of smart phones. My sister is the same.
In high school and college there just weren't a whole lot of women into laptops and PCs and fixing things. The women in my Bible study were pretty tech averse, as were the ones in my engineering orgs. They could use a laptop but no interest in diagnosing issues. they mostly paid me to do that.
So @AllKeysGDS was a revelation. She asks me if i know how to do things instead of the other way around.
I can ask her to set up our new printer and not have to walk her through it. Or ask her to download drivers on a PC, or lookup directions in Waze while I'm driving.
It's all small, menial things, but i literally get blank stares when i ask my family members to do these things.
My wife knows more about Nintendo Switch firmware than i ever hope to.
She's the one who taught ME how to build Desktop PCs
She's exactly what i yearned for in this and a dozen other ways: an equitable partner. Not a leader, not a follower. A peer. A lover.
I'm still the luckiest man alive to have found her.
Can someone explain to me how my wife can fall asleep as soon as her head hits the pillow but I’ve been up for an hour and now posting on social media?
What’s the secret? Watching Real Housewives before bed?
My wife said "dipshit" so I looked to see what she was wanting. She was talking to Cora dog. Now she won't stop giggling about my looking to see what she wanted....
Me: <Trying out goofy faces in the car visor mirror. Settling on the best one, I turn to Hubs>
Hubs: That's the face you had on our wedding day!
The latest escalation in the hide-the-roach game.
NSFW: Lewd Desires
NSFW: Sex and jokes about it
NSFW: Grown and Sexy
@lowflyingrocks I need to get my wife to subscribe to this so she'll stop worrying about stupid stuff here on earth, i.e., in the same room as me. #MarriedLife
I wish I could be as happy as my wife is after finding a deal while out shopping
i was unprepared for the pervasive sense of joy that hearing, "Bae, i feel like my boobs are getting bigger. What do you think?" would cause.
cant believe this is 12 years old
Wife, fighting a sneeze: My nose is twitching.
Me: If you were the Elongated Man that would mean you sniffed crime nearby!
W: Elongated man?
Me: yeah, he's a second string DC hero...
W: *Elongated Man*?
[Pause]
Me: Well of course it sounds stupid when you say it like *that*.
W: Like what?
Me: You know...out loud.
Can’t tell if I got caught up in spider-webs or just strands of my wife and daughter’s hair
Recurring internal debate about whether i post my actual #sex/#kink/#BDSM/#Thirsty #MarriedLife thoughts and experiences here (w/ CWs and shit) or make a new account for that and deal with literally yelling into the void while i try to gain followers on a new profile
Or... perhaps i turn "Hot Consensual Salt" into an NSFW blog to stand next to https://howdoyouspell.cool/sodiumreactor/
Decisions, fucking decisions
NSFW: Married, Grown and Sexy