I was taking a class in #writing for Late Night TV. I wrote a few monologue jokes that were about #CurrentEvents, so I wanted to share them because they're ephemeral and won't be relevant much longer if they're even still relevant now. Please enjoy, and give me credit if you share here or anywhere else.
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Amazon has announced that it is discontinuing its #AmazonSmile program, which allows a portion of every purchase to go to charity. The inability to #Smile comes as no shock to #Amazon employees.